Don't know if this is possible or not but it's funny anyways
A man went to the hospital to get his wedding ring removed from his hoohoo
According to the nurse attending the guys girlfriend found the wedding ring in his pants pocket while he was sleeping. She got so mad at him she used petrolium jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was still sleeping. I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo
3. Or realizing that your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring
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If it slipped on with vaseline, it woulda slipped off with Vaseline unless it had gotten big & hard & was truly stuck (I doubt it). Maybe it was a big metal cock ring not a wedding band... But that's why cock rings are not made of metal. See Trojan's new marketing genius at Wal-mart's pharmacy shelves: their Vibrating Ring and Vibrating Duo Ring! It can be used with or without the lubricated condom packaged with it for about $5, and it STRETCHES!
JUST A STORY. NOT TRUE HA WELL I SEE YOU ARELIKE ALL OF US EVERY MONTH DROP IN. GOOD LUCK ARE YOU BECOMING A NURSE AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAM?????????????????????LOVE GRANDMA
yes still going for the nurse thing. Still ihn school and it's going slowly. But it's coming along I guess. Hope all is well with you!!
Well, now we know what excites you about Nursing careers! LOL
lol..... my thought exactly.
So, I couldn't Not stop to read this blog after catching the title! Pretty funny... even if it can't be true!
lol... funny post
All of the above, believe you me.
LMAO! I would have to say #3 would be the worst, unless the man had extremely thick fingers.